Thursday, March 8, 2007

NICE WORK CHRISTIANITY!

So God gave us dominion over the creatures of the earth
Without us understanding how nature even worked

“Go forth and multiply!” said He.
Don’t practice birth control said most of his believers
Or choose abortion—God forbid!

Just let our 6.5 billion people keep growing
Because somehow they will be provided for

Well we followed your mandate Lord
And now our planet is in ruins
And our prognosis is terminal

Nice work Christianity!

Just remember though,
If you are lonely and in despair as I am,
DARWIN LOVES YOU.

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